An Epic Star Trek Bedtime Story As Told By My Kid

The other night, Froot Loop and I were snuggling in his bed and I was telling him a story. He took over the story and this is what he came up with…

Once upon a time the Enterprise was flying around in space. Captain Kirk and Mr Spock and Mr Sulu and Dr Bones McCoy and Uhura and Scottie were making sure everything was okay in space. Then a Klingon Bird of Prey showed up and the Klingons said they were going to take over the planet. Captain Kirk said no and then he argued with the Klingons.

Some Klingons are nice like Worf. Some Klingons are mean like these Klingons. Kirk and the head Klingon got into a fight and they wrestled around and eventually the Klingon lost. Kirk told the Klingons that they couldn’t have the planet and then the Klingons went home in their Bird of Prey.

So then the Enterprise went to HEB (grocery store). They picked up Loralei (Gilmore, from Gilmore Girls) and went to get groceries. Kirk dropped candy and donuts and broke them all over the store. Kirk and Spock and Sulu and Bones and Scottie went shopping and bought candy and doughnuts and cereal and dog food and all the groceries they needed. They paid for them and put them in bags.

Then, they went potty but didn’t use the hand driers. The hand driers scare the dogs and the babies and the kids. They saw Rory (Gilmore) and Rory said hi and bye.

The Enterprise was broken so Scottie and Kirk had to fix it but they couldn’t. Then Worf went to his Grandma and Granddad’s house and Rory went to her Grandma and Granddad’s house.

Scottie and Kirk fixed the Enterprise and then they went to get Loralei and Rory but the Enterprise broke again. Kirk and Scottie and Spock had to fix it again. It was upside down! They ran over a cone and had a flat tire and then they couldn’t race. Blazing Bill (the monster truck from the Coilbook YouTube videos) had to become a real monster truck and race for them. The mean monster truck fell into the hole. Then they fixed the Enterprise and flew around and took Rory home and Worf home and Loralei home and then flew back into space. The End!

Yeah, I think you can tell what Netflix shows we watch around here... 

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