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Quickie Questions: Funny Things Edition!

By Mama Posted in Family Life, Quickie Questions November 20, 2017, 3:11 AM
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Happy Monday! Happy Thanksgiving week. Froot Loop has the week off of school and my sister is here (YAY!) so we're going to pretty much have a week long party! Anyway, it's Monday, so that means it's time for Quickie Questions, where I ask y'all a super important questions to get y'all talking in the comments. This week's question: 

What is the funniest thing you’ve heard lately?

Categories: Family Life, Quickie Questions
Tags: Baby & Toddler, Children, Family Fun, My Family, Pets

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The Yooper Mom - November 20, 2017 2:03 PM
I brought my son into the Dr. for his yearly check up. The nurse asked if anyone in the home smoked, and I responded with "no". My 5 year old quickly chirps up- "yes you do mom". I'm sure my face got bright red, as the nurse thought my 5 year old just busted me. I said, "I do not smoke!!". He goes, "Yes you do, when you are cooking dinner and you set all the smoke alarms off". Asshole. LOL. The nurse busted out laughing.
Mama Writes Reviews - November 20, 2017 6:00 PM
That's HILARIOUS! My 5 year old does the same thing... he's so literal!
Ginny - November 20, 2017 2:15 PM
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy.
Mama Writes Reviews - November 20, 2017 6:01 PM
I love it!
Lori Hawkins Jackson - November 20, 2017 3:43 PM
I don't know if this is the funniest thing I've heard, but the funniest thing I've seen lately was my husband playing with his new iPhone and the new emoji feature. We were bustin' a gut watching him make all kinds of faces to his phone.
Mama Writes Reviews - November 20, 2017 6:01 PM
Haha! That's great!
Marcie - November 20, 2017 3:54 PM
The funniest thing I heard was my kids discovering snapchat filters for the first time with the babysitter. Their laughter was absolutely contagious!
Mama Writes Reviews - November 20, 2017 6:01 PM
That sounds like so much fun!
Kimberly Nicole Steenbergen - November 20, 2017 4:04 PM
Funniest thing I've heard recently is the things that come out of my 3 year olds mouth. She's quite the comedian!
Mama Writes Reviews - November 20, 2017 6:01 PM
Yes, 3 year olds are hilarious!
My Veteran Woman Life - November 20, 2017 4:12 PM
The funniest thing I heard this week was my hubby complaining from the other room that one of our dogs was tooting!
Mama Writes Reviews - November 20, 2017 6:01 PM
Haha. We have a gassy dog as well... she often gasses herself out of her bed!
Jenn Goggin - November 20, 2017 4:18 PM
Funniest thing i heard was at the Miami Dolphins game yesterday. The guy beside us was beyond drunk, not rude but funny as heck!
Mama Writes Reviews - November 20, 2017 6:01 PM
OH man! That's funny.
Irene Owen - November 20, 2017 4:30 PM
The funniest thing I’ve heard recently was that being a military spouse has to be easy all the time because we get soooo many benefits. Lol
Mama Writes Reviews - November 20, 2017 6:02 PM
OH! Wow... that's kind of rude actually! I'm glad you found it funny.
Amy Collins Law - November 20, 2017 4:40 PM
My daughter told me she didn't need to take breaths to calm down she just needed candy!
Mama Writes Reviews - November 20, 2017 6:02 PM
Well! Haha. That's so something my 2 year old would say.
Kara - November 20, 2017 8:49 PM
My four year old doesn't have a concept of personal space-- and my two month old needs her space. So I took my four year old in my hands and held her face really close and asked if she would like me be in her face like this all the time like she does to her sister. She replied, "Yes, I'd love it." Okay, kid.
Mama Writes Reviews - November 20, 2017 10:11 PM
Yeah, that's my 2 year old as well! HAHAHA!
Marlynn [UrbanBlissLife] - November 20, 2017 10:04 PM
I had a hard time thinking of my own, but I really enjoyed reading all of the comments. A few made me LOL :)
Mama Writes Reviews - November 20, 2017 10:10 PM
I've really enjoyed reading them as well!
Brigette Collins - November 20, 2017 11:34 PM
My 4 year old wears her hair in buns, the other day she had her hood up and she stood really still and said " i'm a gummy bear" lol
Mama Writes Reviews - November 21, 2017 2:44 PM
That's adorable.
Rigel Celeste - November 21, 2017 12:08 AM
"Penguins can't drive cars. That's not safe." ~My 3 year old
Mama Writes Reviews - November 21, 2017 2:44 PM
Well, it isn't safe! :)
DeeJay | Mom Life - November 21, 2017 12:20 AM
“You said I can’t have ice cream mom? That’s rude!” - 2 1/2 year old
Mama Writes Reviews - November 21, 2017 2:44 PM
HAHA! Your 2 1/2 year old sounds just like mine.
Michelle Morton - November 21, 2017 1:41 AM
Hmmmmm everything my toddler says
Mama Writes Reviews - November 21, 2017 2:44 PM
Oh, mine too.
Chelsea - November 21, 2017 1:43 AM
"If it doesn't have protein, it's a snack" - My friend at dinner. LOL
Mama Writes Reviews - November 21, 2017 2:44 PM
Hey! That's good advise, lol.
Menaka Bharathidasan - November 21, 2017 1:59 AM
Don't scold me me when you get my results - my younger one
Mama Writes Reviews - November 21, 2017 2:44 PM
Aw! Lol.
Tamara - November 21, 2017 2:11 AM
"They pour milk into cows and then cows give us milk" - my two-year-old
Mama Writes Reviews - November 22, 2017 11:52 PM
That is adorable!
Julie Estrella - November 21, 2017 3:44 PM
"Mommy I hear ya, I'm just not listening" - my 9 year old
Mama Writes Reviews - November 21, 2017 7:59 PM
That about sums up my kids!
Rachel Catherine - November 21, 2017 5:00 PM
The funniest thing I've heard is that I told my son I was going to sell him to a lion. He said, "No no. Eat." He thought the lion was going to eat him. He asked to be sold to an elephant instead. LOL
Mama Writes Reviews - November 21, 2017 8:00 PM
awww. That's cute.
Jhilmil Bhansali - November 21, 2017 7:15 PM
Funniest thing, my son saw a cockroach yesterday and immediately rang the lion and called him up to eat cockroach, lol!
Mama Writes Reviews - November 21, 2017 8:00 PM
Aw. :)
Elise Cohen Ho - November 22, 2017 1:15 AM
I just watched my little "nephew" and I think everything that came out of his mouth was adorable and funny.
Mama Writes Reviews - November 22, 2017 12:46 PM
Kids say the funniest things!
Melissa - November 22, 2017 11:41 PM
Pretty much anything my almost two-year-old says!
Mama Writes Reviews - November 22, 2017 11:51 PM
Kids say the goofiest things!
Inez Bayardo - November 23, 2017 12:00 AM
My 1st grade Sunday School class was talking about sharing. One boy said it's hard to share chocolate. I agreed that sharing food is hard and told them that I don't like to share food with my son. One little girl said, "Well, my mom is nice. She always shares her food with us." I still laugh when I think about that. Kids say the darnedest things!
Mama Writes Reviews - November 23, 2017 12:24 AM
LOL! Yes, kids are hilarious!
Dara @ The Southern Thing - November 23, 2017 2:49 AM
Love that Lion King gif!
Mama Writes Reviews - November 23, 2017 12:25 PM
:) Yeah, it's cute! Thanks!
Amber B. - November 24, 2017 11:44 AM
I can't think of anything specific at the moment, but my son is always saying something funny every single day. 3 years olds are crazy and honest so usually he has me laughing.
Mama Writes Reviews - November 24, 2017 6:01 PM
Three year olds say the funniest things!

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