Such a potty mouth: Now you can catch up on your golfing while on the potty! Makes a great Gag Gift!

Okay, so I was looking for a golfing gift to get my Dad for Christmas. THIS popped up in my results: 

This is both the most horrifying and most amusing thing I have ever seen. 

"You get home from a long day at work. The kids are bothering you. The wife is being her lovely self. All you want to do is practice your putt but you don't have the time to hit the course for a few weeks. Well why not work out the kinks in your putting game with our new Potty Putter? It's a true innovation in getting the most out of each trip to the restroom. Get one for the office and one for home. Finally, you can play some golf without all those bothersome people. The Bathroom is perhaps your last bastion of freedom so don't let anyone invade it."

And the reviews are pretty funny too. 

… no, I did not get it...

What do you do to pass the time in the bathroom?