Wishlist Wednesday: TNG Messenger Bag Edition

OMG Y'all. I have the item that is at the TOP of my Christmas list. I may even ask Santa Claus to bring it for me! Check it out. 

This is an Officially-Licensed Star Trek The Next Generation (TNG) Uniform Messenger Bag in Sciences Blue (of course!). 

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I NEED a new laptop bag. The one I have is a messenger bag I bought in HIGH SCHOOL. Sure, it still works, but I need one that's a little bigger and is more accommodating to an adult than my smiley face one is. 

"Space: the final frontier. With this messenger bag at your side, you can explore strange new worlds, seek out new life and new civilizations and boldly go where no bag has gone before. This bag works on multiple levels, since it has plenty of space inside it for exploration, too."

These Star Trek TNG Uniform Messenger Bags highlight the blue, red, and gold division colors of Star Trek:TNG, along with a metal combadge affixed to the exterior. The interior linking is even TNG themed! Underneath the flap, which secures with magnets and a strap, the top closes with a zipper to keep all your stuff safe. But probably the most unique aspect of this bag is right above the organizer section under the flap - it's got pips! Each bag comes with 4 gold pips (cleverly rendered as riveted snaps) and 1 black pip so you can tell the world how you rank. Hmmm, I'm thinking I'm at least a lieutenant commander, right? I don't want to push my luck with 4 pips... I don't need to be captain. Chief Science Officer has a nice ring to it, dontcha think? 

There's also a Red Command version for those of y'all who are more into being Starship Captains. 

Isn't it beautiful? I'm not one for command, but this is the one that Honey Graham would pick. I can picture him being a Starfleet Captain. Sure. 

Don't worry, all you Ops personnel, I haven't forgotten about you. Here's your Operations Yellow Bag. 

Now, this bag would be for Froot Loop. He's got Ops written all over him. He does want to be an electrician, after all. I can just imagine him like Scotty from TOS (although his color was red before they switched) or Geordi in TOS. The boy does love to tinker. Imagine if he had a whole Galaxy-class starship to tinker with!!! 

Here's all the specs for the bag: 

• Adjustable seatbelt webbing shoulder strap with pad (50 1/2" max length, 24" max drop)
• Metal combadge on outside of flap
• Pips (rendered as riveted snaps) under flap
• Black ST:TNG lining fabric
• Materials: PU / Polyester
• Care Instructions: Hand wash using a damp cloth and mild soap to clean surface stains. Air dry only.
• Imported
• Exterior Dimensions: 16" wide x 12" tall x 4" deep

• Interior Dimensions:
  • Main Compartment: 14 3/4" wide (zipper width) x 11" tall (zippered closure, two sections with padded divider)
  • Organizer Section (under flap which closes with magnets and strap for extra security)
    • Magnetic flap pouch 5" wide x 5 1/2" tall (+ 1" gusset on right side)
    • Zipped pouch 4 1/4" wide x 4" tall
    • Open pouch + 2 pen holders
• Weight: 2 lbs.
• Includes 4 gold pips and one black

Which division are you? Science, Command, or Operations?